Leave The Bag

"f86sabre" (f86sabre) 08/03/2016 at 17:16 • Filed to: Planelopnik

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Kids, if you are in a plane accident, and they are evacuating, then just get off. Don’t worry about your bag. Don’t worry about your phone. Just get out. Smoke and fire are dangerous in these circumstances and seconds count.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > f86sabre 08/03/2016 at 17:20

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I've often felt my laptop was more important than the people I was sharing an airplane with, but I like to think I wouldn't do that after a crash landing.

Pistol Whipped Cream > f86sabre 08/03/2016 at 17:25

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I would like to think that this doesn’t happen. I was wrong. My wife and I non-rev a lot and luckily end up with an Exit Seat about 50% of the time.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > f86sabre 08/03/2016 at 17:33

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People are fucking stupid, I feel like it would be acceptable to grab them by the shirt and start pushing them towards the exit.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/03/2016 at 17:44

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I’d imagine the video is full of people shouting “leave your fucking bag and move you twats!” in several languages.

InFierority Complex > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms 08/03/2016 at 17:48

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That’s why it goes in a bag you put underneath the seat in front of you for easy access

facw > f86sabre 08/03/2016 at 17:55

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I will (exception: if I’m flying with my dog, I’ll grab her carrier).

I hoon, therefore I am > f86sabre 08/03/2016 at 18:15

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As someone said in David Tracy’s post, there could be Kinder Eggs in there.

That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > InFierority Complex 08/03/2016 at 18:16

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This is totally true. In that case, I've often thought my underwear was more important than the other people on the plane.

f86sabre > Pistol Whipped Cream 08/03/2016 at 18:44

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Same here. I’ve opened a door and blown a slide. I’m happy to sit in an exit as I know at least a few people will be getting out my door.

Pistol Whipped Cream > f86sabre 08/04/2016 at 00:15

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exactly!

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > f86sabre 08/04/2016 at 09:19

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People who take their bags with them in an airplane evacuation should get their asses beat with their own bags as soon as they hit the tarmac. Then they should get arrested and get their asses beat by their own bags again when they get to jail.